The Goats Who Told On The Terrorists..

If the Deddé cave-dwelling terrorists were vegetarians, they could still be alive today

death with a view

Mohammed had a problem: Not since he started herding goats many years ago in this rocky Deddé hill did anything like this happen to him. It confused him so much he stopped enjoying the morning smell of the olive groves and the stunning view of Tripoli he had (picture)

It started three days ago when his goats started disappearing one by one each day. It couldn’t have been a wild animal, he thought, or It would have left their cadavers behind. The answer only came out this morning after he told the Lebanese Army his predicament.

The Army stormed the caves of the strangers who have been practicing their throat slitting skills on Mohammed’s goats. Those were the same Fateh Al Islam terrorists who backstabbed and slaughtered our soldiers in Qualamoon last month.

Now, they are all dead, in hell, cursing Mohammed’s goats..

(Mohammed is not the herder’s real name. This post was inspired by the real goat herder who told this real story on TV)