Having It Both Ways.. Literally



Plain Talking

What’s the difference between a wish and an assertion? In the world of Mr. Walid Jumblat, it’s simply a clarification.

The art of oops

The art of oops

Today, in Abey in a celebration for the returned prisoners, Mr. Jumblat made a speech that was groveling par-excellence to Hezbollah. One of the more memorable passages was this one:

“There is no contradiction between the resistance, on the one hand, and freedom, independence, sovereignty, justice and history, on the other,” Jumblatt stressed. “There is no contradiction between the tribunal and the resistance,” he added.

Like many other Lebanese I wondered: How can Mr. Jumblat possibly reconcile his previous positions with this one? How can you have independence, and sovereignty and Hezbollah-style resistance, which gets its guns and rockets from other countries?

The answer came later, when Mr. Jumblat’s office issued this clarification:

ورد في الكلمة الموزعة لرئيس الحزب التقدمي الاشتراكي النائب وليد جنبلاط في حفل استقبال الاسير المحرر سمير القنطار في عبيه ما يلي ارحب واقول ان لا تناقض بين الحرية والمقاومة وان لا تناقض بين الاستقلال والمقاومة والمقاومة والسيادة والمقاومة بينما الصحيح والمقصود هو اتمنى الا يكون تناقض بين الحرية والمقاومة، ولا تناقض بين الاستقلال والمقاومة، ولا تناقض بين السيادة والمقاومة، لذا اقتضى التوضيح”.

Ooohh, so what he really meant was: “I hope there would be no contradiction between the resistance, on the one hand, and freedom, independence, sovereignty, justice and history, on the other”

But wait, this gets sillier: Naharnet re-wrote its online story, without any editorial notice, to accommodate Mr. Jumblat’s modification and cover up his “error”. They had to re-write history to spare him the ire of the western readers already livid at his flip-flopping.

To illustrate, compare the paragraph below (Naharnet’s revised version), to the paragraph above, taken from Yalibnan (the original Naharnet version):

“I Hope there would be no contradiction between the resistance, on the one hand, and freedom, independence, sovereignty, justice and history, on the other,” Jumblat stressed.”I hope there would be no contradiction between the tribunal and the resistance,” he added.

Insulting our intelligence has become these people’s favorite sport nowadays..

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8 comments for “Having It Both Ways.. Literally”

  1. Why are you so against peace in Lebanon?

    Always hoping for trouble, and you never like to see people get along. Why don’t you just leave Lebanon forever?

    Posted by Dood | July 17, 2008, 11:16 pm
  2. Wlek ya 3ami this was a genius trick from Walid: Erslan put a condition on Jumblat’s presence in 3baih celebration that he should not attack the resistance… this clever man made a speech that sounds like supporting the resistance during the celebration to keep his word and to save the day… after the celebrations, he retracted claiming it was an error … isn’t this genus wala shou?… 7arbou2 2l zalameh! Don’t you agree?

    Posted by Abollam | July 18, 2008, 4:48 am
  3. sabaho, abu staiph, it took you this long to discover that Junblatt, and indee all our erstwhile leaders, are masters at duplicity? hamdilla 3al salameh, bas inno at least u got there

    Posted by ali bm | July 18, 2008, 9:52 am
  4. Hello Mustapha,

    I’d rather do this by email but I couldn’t find it. I would like to do a link exchange with your blog… would you care to?

    Happy blogging and thanks,

    Son of Lebanon

    Posted by Son of Lebanon | July 18, 2008, 3:39 pm
  5. mustapha you lover of america, it is not just jumblat who speaks with forked tongue; it is all lebateez politicians, especially mini-thief, mr saad hariri (son of big thief.) only sayed hassan is straightforward with his words. and he kicked all your asses and made you submit to a compromise. and in the end, no one touched the resistane. and america abandoned all you ass-kissers when it was elbowed out of lebanon.

    Posted by mauve monkey | July 18, 2008, 7:27 pm
  6. Mauve Monkey,

    Your sayed made everyone submit to a compromise not by his straightforward words, but by taking over half of Beirut with weapons… That my friend, is terror.

    Posted by burger | July 18, 2008, 10:01 pm
  7. Congratulations to all the Lebanese and all the Arabs for “defeating” Amrika!!! Mabrouk, mabrouk!!!
    I wish only it was true! I hope Obama will get elected and get the troops out of Iraq and the whole middle east in 18 months and then you will go back to the dark ages from which the americans shouldn’t have tried to get you out of.
    Mabrouk for your victory against yourselves!!!

    Posted by Ralf | July 19, 2008, 2:34 pm
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