Mastering the art of coping with stress, the Lebanese already have a set of jokes about the situation (Via +961)
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Hello, my name is Mustapha and I've been blogging about Lebanese society, business and politics since February 2005.
Any ounce of empathy I had for HA has faded irrevocably. I will sympathize with those in the Shiaa Community whom HA does not speak for, but you of all people have a mightiest responsibility to save this Nation. You in the South, you in Beirut have the most ardent responsibility to save yourselves and the Nation with you. We in the Metn, Mt. Lebanon or the North will not tolerate any hooligan gang banger associated with HA/Amal, Arslan’s tools or scumbags from SSNP.
If you, the Shiaa community, tolerate HA/Amal and allow it overrule your ambitions and desires than only god may help you.
There shall not be a State within a State, period. If HA is allowed to maintain the status quo we as members of this Nation are headed down the road to ruin. If HA is allowed to maintain the status quo, we don’t deserve a Nation. We don’t deserve a Country.
The onus is on the Shiaa Community to save this Nation from the hellhole it’s headed.
If HA is allowed to maintain the status quo, then we are necessitated to follow Jungle Rules.
One People, One State, One Government, One Army.
Hilarious!
Lebanese humor is the best:) I wish they could solve it all through jokes and without street wars.
Thanks you for the jokes Mustapha
JohnDoe: I never chose to identify myself as Shiia because I thought it was irrelevant, and now, it’s like a rope around my neck. I am one of 20% of those who are till not brain washed, and of all the Lebanese at risk, our lives and freedoms are endangered – as Shiaa free thinkers that it. WE HAVE NO RIGHT to oppose. Nobody will take us because of our Stigma – thanks to Hizbullah and the gang around it- and amongst our own, we are doomed.
I can subscribe to the thought that God did not leave Hizbullah – God was ousted and accused to be an Israeli culprit because GOD is Pro-Lebanon, and pro-Freedom.. just like the rest of us.