In Online Game, Jumblat Can Kick Lahoud's Ass

A witty, amusing online game in which you make Lebanese politicians fight each other (H/T Failasoof). Here are some snapshots

In this game, you, the Lebanese are the puppet master:

In the main screen, you pick your favorite politician

Neila Mouawad, who famously rode on a scooter once, announces the rounds

Surreal world, Saad fights Jumblat

Game over, Emile Lahoud..

Your turn now..

Related Beirut Spring posts:

• On August 15, I covered Hezbollah’s Video game “Tale of the Truthful Pledge  •  I then posted a video report of its coverage by MSNBC on August 17 • On August 31st, I spoke of the difficulty of finding “Storming the Serail”, an online video game where the objective is to kill the Lebanese Prime Minister.

Compromise Compromised

It’s becoming obvious that the opposition is not looking for compromise. March 14 should pronounce the French initiative dead and get more aggressive.


Waste of time?

Why is it that in Lebanon hope always triumphs over experience?

Why is March14 still not getting it? Does the opposition have to assassinate the French Ambassador before our eternally hopeful understand that the French initiative is dead? Why is Patriarch Sfeir even bothering with the “presidential list?”

Hassan Nassrallah doesn’t like the initiative, Michel Aoun doesn’t want it, Syria pronounced it dead. Yet we somehow think that talking with the velvet glove (Nabih Berri) is a good idea.

Let’s undestand this once and for all: This is not about the opposition not wanting consensus, this is about an opposition that wants to intimidate the rest of the Lebanese with mayhem to impose their own candidate (earth to FPM: it’s not Michel Aoun)

Hariri should take the backstage and let Jumblat and Geagea do the talking.

Also read:
Gloves Off! Now Lebanon (November 14)

Related Beirut Spring posts:

• I argued in November 7 that All of the opposition’s threats are just bluffs  •  On November 6 I asked: Who on earth choses the Lebanese President?  •  I also detected on October 6 a certain double-speak on Aoun from Mr. Nassrallah