Trick Or Treat?

Nabih Berri’s words sound good, but can he deliver?


(Photo: The Daily Star)

“Now I say despite all that has passed, forgive us, let us all accept presidential elections through consensus and through a quorum of two-thirds, and the opposition will drop its demand for a national unity or expanded government before the elections,”

Thus declared Nabih Berri, our Speaker of the house, his latest initiative.

On the face of it, a change of heart of this magnitude -letting go of the opposition’s most objectionable demand- deserves to be rewarded with an equally significant concession, especially that everyone, not only Mr. Berri, wants to “save the country”.

But March 14 shouldn’t rush to hug Mr. Berri and should instead indulge their cynical instincts.

The Lebanese want more than ever to agree among themselves, and Mr. Berri is more desperate than anyone for a settlement, but March 14 has the right to ask: What has changed since his last initiatives?

It’s obvious that Syria’s meddling didn’t go away. Only yesterday one of Assad’s pawns accused Mr. Seniora on Live TV to want to kill Sayyed Nassrallah. Does that sound like a Syria that wants an internal settlement? How can Mr. Berri convince us that Syria no longer dictates what he does?

More suspicious is the suddenness of the U-turn. What happened to the opposition’s mantra: “A National unity government is the only, I repeat, the only, solution?”

Watching Iran has made us believe that its proxies often use tactical friendliness (Palestinian Unity government, the hiwar in Lebanon, and recently Muqtada El Sadr’s 6 months unilateral ceasefire in Iraq) to negotiate power-sharing arrangements only to break them later and take over completely. Why is it different now Mr. Berri?

Nevertheless, March 14 shouldn’t be hostile to Mr. Berri and they should explore together his proposals.

Complete disregard of his offer is bad negotiation etiquette and could be damaging politically (Is Mr. Berri right?  does March 14 want to control the country?). Moreover, March 14 needs Berri’s help to diffuse potential minefields (Syrian lackeys and Aoun)

Perhaps something good could come out of this delicate dance, but it would be wise not to hold your breath.

Where Are The Links?

Wanted: A culture of linking to others.

Question: Have you tried using Google to search for the game everyone in Lebanon is talking about? The game where you can storm the Seraille and kill Seniora? Odds are you tried, Odds are you didn’t find it.

My statistics told me that many who searched “Game Kill March 14″ landed instead on one of my previous posts on Hezbollah’s Game. You probably were frustrated that you didn’t find the game you were looking for.

The game which March 14‘s media purports to be “easily accessible on the internet” has generated a lot of online activity from people who just want to fulfill their curiosity. But still, they didn’t find it, I didn’t find it, and I don’t know of any other blogger who did. (Update: Eliedh found it and explained how)

My stats showed me something else: People were searching for “Boutros Harb President” and the first thing they saw was an old post of mine where I supported Boutros Harb for the presidency. The presidential candidate whose face was on most Lebanese newspapers this morning, it turned out, doesn’t even have an official website.

Speaking of Newspapers: Not a single newspaper in Lebanon uses links in their web pages. If a story is about a company, the story doesn’t link to its website for us to get the official point of view. Albalad doesn’t have permalinks and The Daily Star‘s old articles will cost you money to see.

Even websites like naharnet.com , tayyar.org and March14.org which only have a web presence don’t do links. Entire articles on that “easily accessible game” don’t have one paltry link for us to judge for ourselves.

Perhaps the lack of linking is an indication of a larger problem in the Lebanese society: A deep rooted fear of transparency, lack of trust in others and obsolete media control-freakishness.

Linking is not only convenient, it’s an opportunity for a huge paradigm shift.

When links get introduced to the mainstream media (MSM), the country’s entire web landscape will change: Companies will update their websites frequently, presidential candidates will have websites, maybe even blogs, websites will shape up to be more competitive, journalists and students will use the web as an effective local research tool, consumer groups will emerge, jobs will be generated and new jobs will be created.

More accountability and More jobs for the cheap price of introducing the measly link.  Who doesn’t want that? People who claim to support transparency should lead the way.

Hariri's Silence: Deafening Or Golden?

Speculations abound on whether Saad Hariri’s silence is an indication of hesitation and incompetence, or a planned withdrawal to clear the air for compromise.


Peeking in?

Nothing symbolizes the Future Movement’s state of soul-searching more than the performance of Johnny Abdo on Future TV yesterday: Just a few minutes after praising Walid Jumblat for his “Moral Clarity” and supporting his stances on conducting a half+1 quorum for electing the next President, the ex Intelligence chief and Hariri loyalist went back and said that the best realistic outcome would be a “crisis management” President. In other words, a compromise President.

The more March 14 presidential candidates announce their programs and appease Hezbollah (Boutros Harb’s announcement today mentioned “protecting the resistance” and “the crucial Two-Thirds Quorum”), The more Walid Jumblat’s threats of convening a half+1 quorum ring hollow, regardless of the fact that the letter of the constitution allows for such a scenario.

So where does Saad Hariri, leader of the Future movement stand?

By keeping his silence (although he’s not distancing himself too much as his media still showcases Jumblat’s and Geagea’s statements), Hariri might be trying to prepare the grounds for a Saudi-Style compromise (which proved disastrous in the case of Palestine). Seniora’s statements in defense of Hezbollah against the Human Rights Watch yesterday point in that direction, and even the French now seem to prefer compromise.

March 8 members are sensing an opportunity. Hezbollah’s Mohammed Raad announced a few days ago that they are waiting for the position of a “certain source”, referring to Hariri, to see where the country is heading. Michel El Murr called Hariri’s silence “a great national stance”, not to mention Nabih Berri’s constant optimistic rhetoric.

The “American Wing” of March 14 is furious. Amine Jemayyel told Assafir that Lebanon has become a loony bin. Walid Jumblat warned that you can’t compromise with those who don’t accept the notion of Lebanon and Micheal Young is already criticizing Hariri

The Americans also appear to be feeling the heat. Their Humvee donations to the Army can be seen as a bribe and Mr. Feltman’s declaration that Lebanon is a “strategic partner” looks more like sizzle than like beef.

Nobody really knows which of Johnny Abdo’s two instincts is correct. But no matter what choice Hariri will eventually make, only history will be able to tell if compromise or confrontation was the right way to go.

Alhayat: US And France Differ In Diagnosing Lebanese Situation

According to the pan-Arab newspaper Alhayat, when it comes to the upcoming presidential elections, France is more cautious and America is more confrontational:

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Translation (mine)

Sources in Paris told Alhayat that there’s a difference in opinion between the US and France with regards to diagnosing the situation in Lebanon, especially when it comes to the presidency. The sources in the Quai d’Orsay are worried about a potential confrontation and about the perils of forming two governments, while it seems that the Americans are more ready to support March 14 to impose their candidate.

Rabih Mroué's Play Unbanned

Finally, the public uproar has forced the Sureté Generalle to allow the play “How Nancy Wished That It Was All An April Fool’s Joke” by Rabih Mroué to show after it had originally banned it.

For all enthusiasts, it will be playing in Masrah Al Madina tomorrow.

The Sureté Generalle will discover to their detriment that banning is not only wrong, it also backfires. Many people who would never have wanted to see it will go tomorrow to watch it just for curiosity’s sake.

Story’s background. | Hat tip: Lebrecord  | More: Now Lebanon

Paper: US preparing 'massive' military attack against Iran

According to a study written by a well respected British scholar and arms expert, The United States has the capacity for and may be prepared to launch without warning a massive assault on Iranian uranium enrichment facilities, as well as government buildings and infrastructure, using long-range bombers and missiles, according to a new analysis.

Read the coverage on The Raw Story.

Also:

Will it happen? Read this analysis by the BBC’s Paul Reynolds

Insulting The Prophet

A newly established public school in Brooklyn (NY) named after the Lebanese poet Gibran Khalil Gebran causes an uproar.

God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.Gibran Khalil Gebran

Pity the New York Department of Education who had nothing but good intentions.

In its efforts to promote multiculturalism, it established a public school that teaches much of its material in Arabic and has some courses on “Arab Culture”. The officials decided to name it after the famous Lebanese poet/author Gibran Kahlil Gibran, who lived much of his life in the US.

The author who promoted peace couldn’t get any of it. The school’s initially appointed principal Debbie Almontaser was sacked because she failed to condemn the use of the word “intifada” in one of her side projects. This caused New-York style fireworks with Jewish groups demonstrating and condemning the opening of the new “Madrassah” (a derogative word that refers to Pakistan’s terror breading religious schools). They successfully replaced Ms. Almontaser with a Jewish principal who doesn’t speak Arabic.

It gets even better: A group named “Friends Of Gibran Council” was scandalized by the fact that an Arabic school was named after Gibran. So they released a press statement. Gibran, whose “ancestry was Lebanese, Christian and Maronite (Aramaic-Syriac)” they argued, shouldn’t have his name used for an institution that teaches Arab culture:

Gibran, although a great artist and poet and fluent in Arabic was not an Arab poet or painter. To analogize in a very basic manner, Americans speak English but are not English.

It makes you feel sorry for Gibran’s memory that bigots from all sides are fighting over his legacy.

Soldiers, Hariri And Banned Newspapers

Three articles to print and enjoy.

-Is all this fighting in the Bared camp demoralizing the Lebanese Army? Quite the contrary reports the Christian Science Monitor, the Army is in fact gaining cult status.

-So what is Saad Hariri up to? Is he staying away from it all and taking a break from politics? Euh, actually, he’s secretly trying to solve the political crisis in… Pakistan- Malaysia Sun.

-Finally, whenever I think of the newspaper Alhayat, I also think of Alsharq Al Awsat and Al-Arabiya, all being part of a gigantic Saudi media network. So why would the kingdom ban one of its own? The LA Times tries to find out.

Defeat For Peace?

One of Lebanon’s most respected commentators speculates on the nature of a probable war scenario between Syria and Israel.

In his flagship Monday column, Ghassan Tueni, a March 14 figure and father of a martyred Journalist, imagines a situation where Syria and Israel go to a pretend-war over the Golan heights. Mr. Tueni thinks loudly: Why not? Both can win. Israel would win militarily and restore morale to its Armed forces after its humiliation last July.

Syria would win too. This scenario would allow Israel to give the Golan back to Syria after they sign a peace treaty.

Mr. Tueni’s point? Only Lebanon (including Hezbollah) would lose.

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Too conspiratorial? Remember: This is the Middle East.

Aoun's Compromise Candidate

The Orange presidential aspirant defines the term “compromise candidate”.

A heading in tayyar.org caught my attention today : “Aoun To MBC: I don’t think we’ll reach November 24 without agreeing on who the next President will be”

Now the word ‘agree’ in Arabic (natafaham) can also mean ‘compromise’, so I thought: Could it be? Aoun wants to compromise?

I went ahead, eager to read the transcript of the interview with MBC for signs that the great general could have made a great concession, until I hit a wall:

When asked if he thinks a compromise candidate could be reached, (Ra’ees Tawafuki), this is how he replied:

??????? ????? ?????? ???????? ?? ?? ???? ???????? ????? ?????? ??? ???????? ?? ?????? ???????? ??? ??? ??? ????? ?????

Translation (Mine):

To us, a compromise candidate is someone who has a program, has the ability to abide by it and force it on others. Everything else is a waste of time.

You have to give it to Mr. Aoun. Only he can compromise with you and force you in the same breath.

Or perhaps he’s just wasting our time.