If the Deddé cave-dwelling terrorists were vegetarians, they could still be alive today
death with a view
Mohammed had a problem: Not since he started herding goats many years ago in this rocky Deddé hill did anything like this happen to him. It confused him so much he stopped enjoying the morning smell of the olive groves and the stunning view of Tripoli he had (picture)
It started three days ago when his goats started disappearing one by one each day. It couldn’t have been a wild animal, he thought, or It would have left their cadavers behind. The answer only came out this morning after he told the Lebanese Army his predicament.
The Army stormed the caves of the strangers who have been practicing their throat slitting skills on Mohammed’s goats. Those were the same Fateh Al Islam terrorists who backstabbed and slaughtered our soldiers in Qualamoon last month.
Now, they are all dead, in hell, cursing Mohammed’s goats..
(Mohammed is not the herder’s real name. This post was inspired by the real goat herder who told this real story on TV)
Hello, my name is Mustapha and I've been blogging about Lebanese society, business and politics since February 2005.
nice story, poor goats
when even the goats of Lebanon offer help what can be said of those who supported these thugs?
Tell Syria to keep sending stupid terrorists like these ones.
Could goats be considered martyrs?
Now you understand the real “devil” in this fight – he keeps changing his face -but his motives are always the same
Reason for Israel and Lebanon to learn to work together even more
And thats starting to happen….
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1183053060769&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
So, next week what pseudo-group will make the frontpages ?
Fatah al-Taboulleh ? Fatah al-canned-food ?
>>Could goats be considered martyrs?
No dude, that would only happen if the goats were barbecue’ed by the infidels of the UNIFIL. As they were eaten by our brotherly syrian thugs, at most I would tag them as zionist agents.
Thats really funny.Very nice story
Next life, they will reincarnate as Buddhist Terrorist… Safer for them, and for the rest of us.